Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Recap: A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila | Ep. 2 | 'A Full House'

It's time to move in, Guys and Gals!
The show began with Tila making all the new hopefuls drop their keys in a bowl by the door, and told them they'd have to earn their keys this season. She escorted them to their bedroom (yes, there is another huge big for all of them to share)and there's a bar in the room. Someone brought a blow-up doll, and immediately they guys began drinking.
Here comes the socializing, and the guys were basically trying to get a lesbian 101 course (come on, guys...they are who they are. What's the problem???)
Tila took everyone to the casino that she has in her house, and while she was trying to have a little one-on-one with Lisa, Kyle was constantly interrupting them. Tila and Lisa were a little irritated by this.
Next Tila went over to Sabrina. Remember, on the first episode, Tila made out with Sabrina. She was having fun with Sabrina and loving on her lips, but HERE COMES KYLE AGAIN. "I feel like I'm being attacked", said Tila to him. Sure, he was trying to win her over, but stalking is never sexy (don't lose your cool, Bro!).
Tila is supposed to be using the casino time to mingle with everyone, but she's only one person..so everyone won't get their fair shots. But seemingly, she's more apt to levitate towards the women moreso than the men. But this is still just the beginning.
Now comes the games. The game is "oh Craps". When you roll the dice, whatever clothing your dice falls on, you've got to take it off. When all your clothes are off, you are eliminated. The one with the most clothes on wins a date with Tila. Let the games begin!!!
It was down to George and Kristy, and they went to the VIP club with Tila. George was asked what he was looking for in a woman, but he really couldn't come up with anything great to say. Kristy bullied him around with words, and really went in for the kill to impress Tila. After awhile, the other guys and girls decided to bomb-rush the party-so they went up to Tila's club, and started partying hard. Girls were on the stripper poles and guys were shaking up drinks...and who comes knocking at the door? THE POLICE (damn, we can't party here???).
Stupid Jay who by this time was intoxicated started bad mouthing the cops. The cops said that there were complaints by the neighbors, and even when Tila tried to flirt to get out of the ticket, the cops weren't hearing that. The party went until Tila called it a night. Back in the bedroom, Kristy and Bo began playing around, and Kristy got upset when Bo hit her too hard from a pillow. Kristy, don't act like a baby-it was all in fun!
9 girls and 9 guys all in 1 bed. Then Chad decides he wants to let out a big fart. Thanks, Chad, we totally needed that.
Yawn. Nite-Nite everyone.
The next morning, Christian started off drinking. He said that in his country (Venezuela), they drink a lot like that. That was news to me.
Tila left a message in a bottle for everyone to go to her "recovery room" (so they could get over any hangovers). She had breakfast laid out in the kitchen, and it was really nice. George sort of broke up a bit when he realized that it was his mom's birthday (His mom had passed away, but he felt a little guilty for partying so hard and also sad because he missed his mom).
Jay and Chad decided to start throwing eggs, and making a mess in Tila's kitchen. Samantha got really upset and said that if Tila comes down, she'll think all of them were responsible. She wanted everyone to clean up, but then out of nowhere Scotty came up to her and poured juice all over her head. She was so pissed at him, and when Scotty tried to apologize, there was no forgiveness. She went off to go cleaned up.
Game Time!
There's a vault of money. On each turn, a guy and a girl will go into vault, and the girl needs to gather pink money and the guy needs to get blue money. In the end whoever can gather the most money for Tila will win. Everyone was looking so crazy inside the money wind vault. The three with the most money were V, Fame, and Britany. Brittany won with $40! The guys totally sucked at getting that money for Tila. The girls got to party with Tila in the hot tub, and she told them that the one with the best impression of her would get alone time with her in the bedroom. Once again, Brittany won. Strawberries and Kisses in the bed were making V and Fame so jealous; and Fame decided to interrupt their one on one time with a song (lol, Tila said she didn't know how much 'Fame' she'd get with that talent).
Before elimination, Tila decided to pull George to the side to find out why he didn't put his best foot forward, and he admitted that he was distracted because of his mom. Tila felt really compassionate towards him, and forgave him for not doing his best during the challenge because she understood what he was going through. He thanked her for caring, and told her that he really was there for her. And, to the confessional, Tila admitted that she thought she knew who was going to be eliminated, but now she had to rethink her choices because there are 18 people in the house, and 2 have to go home.
Sabrina got the first key. Those waiting keys were sweating out beads! The four remaining people were Fame, Lisa, Christian, and Kyle. Fame got booted(because this isn't American Idol)and Christian (maybe he was going to make her go broke by drinking all the liquor).
Check back next week for more ups and downs in Tiquila's house-where 4 more house guest's shot of love will end.
Copyright ©2008 Attica Lundy

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Recap:A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila | Ep. 1 | 'Another Round Of Tequila'

Our favorite 4ft 11 celebrity is back with A Shot of Love 2 with Tila Tequila. The last time around, Tila found love with Bobby and Dani, but Bobby won her heart and was given the final shot of love with our beloved Tila.
But love wasn’t meant to be, as Bobby broke her heart. As most of our reality dating shows go, Tila’s giving her search for love another chance.
A Shot of Love 2 with Tila Tequila has begun, and 15 guys and 15 gals came party at Tila’s house. In order to decide who would spend time with her, Tila put the guys and the girls in oversized cages (one pink and one blue) and announced that there would be a dance-off challenge with guys versus the girls. The group with the best dance moves (“the less clothes the better”) won the first party time with Tila and a chance to make their first impressions count. And as tradition goes, it was Ladies First!
During the initial mixer time, Tila had a chance to make some connections with the ladies. Serenity got the first conversation with Tila, and there was an instant connection. Rada was up next, and she told Tila that if she didn’t want her, just be upfront and tell her. Kristy, a tall beautiful bi-sexual blonde showed off her intelligent side as well as her fun side. Lisa, the beautiful feminine looking tomboy played around with Tila. Tashi, the ebony beauty fan told Tila that she’d been a fan from way back in the MySpace days before Tila had a show. Lauren and Sabrina were sitting around the way, but when Tila joined them, she forgot all about Lauren and went right into a kiss with Sabrina. High pitched bubbly Sabrina has a little fun with our tiny sexy mama, too. Michelle and Fame (and inspiring performer) got a few seconds with Tila before Lili came over and pulled her to the side and dug in real deep, making Tila confess her feelings about being hurt by Bobby. Though Tila didn’t want to get emotional and relive the whole Bobby thing, Lili’s reason for doing this was to see what Tila feeling and if she was over Bobby before she opened her heart to Tila. Though the other ladies were annoyed by this, Tila found caring and sincere. She made other connections with the rest of the ladies (some good and some weird). And after the mixer, she announced that there would be a talent show. Some of the talents were hot, and some were just plain NOT. What the participants didn’t know was that the show would be their last time to make their impressions to our tiny starlet count before six would be eliminated.
After the talent show, Tila went off to herself so that she could deliberate. Sadly enough, while her back was turned the two that she’d found the most connections with (Lili and Serenity) disrespected Tila by engaging in a long (very long) tongue-filled make out session when Tila had her back turned; but she saw them. She was hurt and disappointed. When she came back into the elimination room and explained that if names were called, the women were to come up, return their keys, and leave because their shot of love had ended. Tila immediately told Lili and Serenity to come up front. She had initially wanted to go with her first instincts, “but that kiss changed everything”. She told the two of them to give her back her key and “Get the F**k out” of her house. After Tila explained her actions to the other ladies in telling them that she would not tolerate being disrespected and this whole thing was very serious. She also had to let four more ladies go, so Tara, Janny, Tashi, and Rada’s shots of love ended, too. The remaining ladies left the house, keys still in possession, so that the guys could get their chances.
Now it was time to let the guys into the house for a round of the same thing. Upon entering the mansion, the guys were amazed by the size of Tila’s house. She gave them their keys and explained that the longer they could keep their keys, the longer they had a chance at love with her.
Kyle was the first to pull Tila aside by asking her to show him around her house, and he was also the first to grab a kiss from her. The rest of the guys (especially Jay) were a little upset by that, realizing that they’d have to step up their game. Mason presented her with a present, a yellow flower. The twins (Greg and Dominic) confused her a bit, and she was frustrated that she couldn’t tell the difference between them. She made other connections with Matt, Ryan, and Chad (who was a little over confident) and this made Jay jealous again. Jeremy (Mohawk guy) was really weird to say the least. Bo showed Tila that he would do anything for her when he let her shave off his soul-patch for her. They shared a passionate and romantic kiss and his confidence really showed (poor George looked dumbfounded when this happened). Jay from Jersey finally got his chance with Tila, and he allowed her to put Mason’s flower in his…ass?! Bo began to pick on Jay and a scuffle almost started between them (let’s hope that both of them don’t end up in the house together).
Next was the chance for the guys to impress Tila with a runway style fashion show. Already Tila had been ‘exposed’ too much with Chad, and he pushed it to the limit by presenting with his “greatest” fashion wrapped all pretty in a box. Yuck! Bo looked stunning in his coach getup. And the other guys put on a pretty good show, but some of them crossed the line. Elimination time came and 6 guys were asked to leave. Of course, Chad was the first to go, due to his over exposure. She also said “Toodley Hoo” to Jeremy (the weird Mohawk guy). The other guys that she didn’t have a connection with were Nick, Matt, Chris, Mason, and Greg (the sweeter one of the twins), and they were asked to turn in their keys and leave.
In the next Episode of A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila, the remaining guys and girls all move into the house, and we’ll see if the heat turns up.
Copyright ©2008 Attica Lundy