Recap: A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila | Ep. 2 | 'A Full House'

It's time to move in, Guys and Gals!
The show began with Tila making all the new hopefuls drop their keys in a bowl by the door, and told them they'd have to earn their keys this season. She escorted them to their bedroom (yes, there is another huge big for all of them to share)and there's a bar in the room. Someone brought a blow-up doll, and immediately they guys began drinking.
Here comes the socializing, and the guys were basically trying to get a lesbian 101 course (come on, guys...they are who they are. What's the problem???)
Tila took everyone to the casino that she has in her house, and while she was trying to have a little one-on-one with Lisa, Kyle was constantly interrupting them. Tila and Lisa were a little irritated by this.
Next Tila went over to Sabrina. Remember, on the first episode, Tila made out with Sabrina. She was having fun with Sabrina and loving on her lips, but HERE COMES KYLE AGAIN. "I feel like I'm being attacked", said Tila to him. Sure, he was trying to win her over, but stalking is never sexy (don't lose your cool, Bro!).
Tila is supposed to be using the casino time to mingle with everyone, but she's only one person..so everyone won't get their fair shots. But seemingly, she's more apt to levitate towards the women moreso than the men. But this is still just the beginning.
Now comes the games. The game is "oh Craps". When you roll the dice, whatever clothing your dice falls on, you've got to take it off. When all your clothes are off, you are eliminated. The one with the most clothes on wins a date with Tila. Let the games begin!!!
It was down to George and Kristy, and they went to the VIP club with Tila. George was asked what he was looking for in a woman, but he really couldn't come up with anything great to say. Kristy bullied him around with words, and really went in for the kill to impress Tila. After awhile, the other guys and girls decided to bomb-rush the party-so they went up to Tila's club, and started partying hard. Girls were on the stripper poles and guys were shaking up drinks...and who comes knocking at the door? THE POLICE (damn, we can't party here???).
Stupid Jay who by this time was intoxicated started bad mouthing the cops. The cops said that there were complaints by the neighbors, and even when Tila tried to flirt to get out of the ticket, the cops weren't hearing that. The party went until Tila called it a night. Back in the bedroom, Kristy and Bo began playing around, and Kristy got upset when Bo hit her too hard from a pillow. Kristy, don't act like a baby-it was all in fun!
9 girls and 9 guys all in 1 bed. Then Chad decides he wants to let out a big fart. Thanks, Chad, we totally needed that.
Yawn. Nite-Nite everyone.
The next morning, Christian started off drinking. He said that in his country (Venezuela), they drink a lot like that. That was news to me.
Tila left a message in a bottle for everyone to go to her "recovery room" (so they could get over any hangovers). She had breakfast laid out in the kitchen, and it was really nice. George sort of broke up a bit when he realized that it was his mom's birthday (His mom had passed away, but he felt a little guilty for partying so hard and also sad because he missed his mom).
Jay and Chad decided to start throwing eggs, and making a mess in Tila's kitchen. Samantha got really upset and said that if Tila comes down, she'll think all of them were responsible. She wanted everyone to clean up, but then out of nowhere Scotty came up to her and poured juice all over her head. She was so pissed at him, and when Scotty tried to apologize, there was no forgiveness. She went off to go cleaned up.
Game Time!
There's a vault of money. On each turn, a guy and a girl will go into vault, and the girl needs to gather pink money and the guy needs to get blue money. In the end whoever can gather the most money for Tila will win. Everyone was looking so crazy inside the money wind vault. The three with the most money were V, Fame, and Britany. Brittany won with $40! The guys totally sucked at getting that money for Tila. The girls got to party with Tila in the hot tub, and she told them that the one with the best impression of her would get alone time with her in the bedroom. Once again, Brittany won. Strawberries and Kisses in the bed were making V and Fame so jealous; and Fame decided to interrupt their one on one time with a song (lol, Tila said she didn't know how much 'Fame' she'd get with that talent).
Before elimination, Tila decided to pull George to the side to find out why he didn't put his best foot forward, and he admitted that he was distracted because of his mom. Tila felt really compassionate towards him, and forgave him for not doing his best during the challenge because she understood what he was going through. He thanked her for caring, and told her that he really was there for her. And, to the confessional, Tila admitted that she thought she knew who was going to be eliminated, but now she had to rethink her choices because there are 18 people in the house, and 2 have to go home.
Sabrina got the first key. Those waiting keys were sweating out beads! The four remaining people were Fame, Lisa, Christian, and Kyle. Fame got booted(because this isn't American Idol)and Christian (maybe he was going to make her go broke by drinking all the liquor).
Check back next week for more ups and downs in Tiquila's house-where 4 more house guest's shot of love will end.
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